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snufkin-snufkout:

amodestmonster:


So I heard one that’s sort of a horror story.Apparently the main hotel that ACEN takes place at, the Hyatt, used to have a glass staircase leading from the ground floor to the “main” floor lobby. (since then it’s been replaced by frosted glass)Well, as you can expect, a group of pervs busted out their cameras, stood underneath the stairway and snapped photos as women walked up the stairs.The ACEN staff became wise to this and recruited the help of one con-goer who goes by the name “Sailor Bubba”.Sailor Bubba is, apparently, exactly what his name implies. He’s a very large… oh shit, I just google searched him. Pic related.This is bubba.Apparently he approaches wearing a sailor skirt the same way the scots approach wearing a kilt.So, the ACEN staff had him pace up and down the stairs.As the story goes, the photographers dispersed shortly thereafter.
-medfag !BqcQeeA4HA

Gods Bless Sailor Bubba

 #fighting evil by moon…ing


Oh cod

snufkin-snufkout:

amodestmonster:

So I heard one that’s sort of a horror story.

Apparently the main hotel that ACEN takes place at, the Hyatt, used to have a glass staircase leading from the ground floor to the “main” floor lobby. (since then it’s been replaced by frosted glass)

Well, as you can expect, a group of pervs busted out their cameras, stood underneath the stairway and snapped photos as women walked up the stairs.

The ACEN staff became wise to this and recruited the help of one con-goer who goes by the name “Sailor Bubba”.

Sailor Bubba is, apparently, exactly what his name implies. He’s a very large… oh shit, I just google searched him. Pic related.

This is bubba.

Apparently he approaches wearing a sailor skirt the same way the scots approach wearing a kilt.

So, the ACEN staff had him pace up and down the stairs.

As the story goes, the photographers dispersed shortly thereafter.

-medfag !BqcQeeA4HA

Gods Bless Sailor Bubba

 

Oh cod

motherjones:

chartreuze:

boredology:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

When I was in Florida last week I saw a car shaped like a banana. This is every picture I could get of it. 

is that Florida Man

His fucking license plate says SPLIT

MARIO KART IS REAL

What has this world come to

What have i done to deserve being ignored someone please tell me

I wish i could do this every day

I wish i could do this every day

moriillustrations:

The t-shirts I designed for the Yogscast spreadshirt

FUCKEN HIPSTERS

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

collegehumor:


Toilet Paper Boast


“Eh, you can have it.”

collegehumor:

“Eh, you can have it.”